Oct 29, 2010

Kind of gross

At a Beijing lunch buffet: "Black Bean with Cream"

From Fight Club, we should all know to avoid anything with cream at a buffet or banquet.

I didn't actually taste or ingest this concoction. It's one of those things that you have a pretty good idea will be kind of gross without even trying it.

Oct 27, 2010

A sign that you're doing well in life

When your urinal is chock full of fresh ice cubes:

From Maison Boulud à Pékin.

Oct 25, 2010

The perfect gift for someone you really dislike

Saw this at a local thrift market in Beijing. It'll be the perfect gift next time someone I really dislike mistakenly gives me a wedding invitation. (Just kidding, of course)

I suppose melamine in your chopsticks is better than melamine in your milk.

Oct 23, 2010

Sign in the Beijing subway

I snapped this photo on one of the line 1 subway stations in the sticks of Beijing. Notice anything funny on the sign below?

A more obvious photo:

Wouldn't want to mistakenly go to the Pet Sematary. Good thing they point out that this it's the People Cemetery.

[This sign is actually a mistranslation of 人民, which should be "People's", as in "People's Republic of China"]