Aug 12, 2009

KFC chestnutwich

Thanks to some Direct Mail the other day, I noticed that KFC in Beijing has a unique new sandwich:

It's a fragrant chestnut, double-decker fried chicken sandwich. I can almost guarantee that three hours after you scarf down this greasy concoction, you'll be headed to the men's room to take a dump that can fill eighteen toilet bowls.

I have a personal problem with chestnuts — they give me the worst gas ever — so I'll be droppin' bombs like Hiroshima for hours afterwards.

I am just so unappetizing by chestnuts, I don't think I can even give this new sandwich a try. I've still got really bad memories of being ballooned and bloated after eating handful after handful of roasted chestnuts.


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